Stages of Imperial Ownership

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Mark,

Somewhere around level 15 or so it is:

Sweetheart, I DO love you, but don't ask me to choose between you and the 
Imperial(s).....I don't want to hurt your feelings...:-)

Mitch McDonald
Impless in Colorado


Mark McDonald <tomswift@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

>My sudden burning need for a new vinyl top-- as if I were a crack addict
>trying to think of ways to improve my old car "high"-- got me to
>thinking about the stages of Imperial ownership I have gone through.
>Here they are, in rough form:
>
>1. �Gee, wouldn't it be cool to have an old Imperial someday?
> � �(I was in this stage for roughly 30 years)
>2. �Wow, suddenly I have enough money to buy an old Imperial!
> � �(bought my first at 40)
>3. �Sure is fun having an old Imperial
>4. �Hmm . . . wouldn't it be more fun having another old Imperial??
>5. �(INTERMEDIATE STAGE) �But what would the neighbors think, me having
>2 old cars?
>6. �To heck with the neighbors, I'm getting it.
>7. �Sure is fun having 2 old Imperials
>8. �I'll just check the internet to see if there's anything interesting
>out there . . .
>9. �Geez, if I get a 2nd mortgage on the house I could probably get a
>3rd Imperial
>10. �Mortgaging the house
>
>And so on. �I don't know where this ends up . . . �anybody?
>
>Mark M
>
>
>
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