why selling?
>From: Mike Pittinaro <mechimike@xxxxxxxxx>
>>Forgot to mention, I'm on ebay!
>
>--- Mike Pittinaro <mechimike@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> > Dear IML,
> > I hope you nice people can help me, I'm in a lot of
> > trouble. For those of you who haven't made my
> > aquaintance, I am a 1966 Crown 2 door coupe. I
> > don't
> > think there were many of my type made; most of my
> > brothers and sisters on the car lot were 4 door
> > models. Anyway, my problem is that the last guy to
> > lay hands on me did so because he wanted to drive me
> > into other cars, thus winning some type of a trophy
> > and acclaim from his fellow knuckledragginmorons.
> > Fortunately, where he lives, they seem to have some
> > sort of a law prohibiting my kind from being used in
> > these "demolition debies". I always was grateful
> > for
> > that, and hoped it was because I was such a special
> > car. Alas, he seems bent on selling me to someone
> > who
> > will take me where they have no such laws.
> >
> > I really hope I don't end up this way. I've seen
> > many
> > of my brothers and sisters die this horrible death,
> > red-necked yokels with dirty beer shouting and
> > hooting
> > as the cars smoke and crash together. I realize I'm
> > not much of a catch, though. I've already been
> > stripped of my wonderful 440 and my trusty 727. I'm
> > also quite dirty, and missing many parts. But, my
> > body is still solid, and with a little tender love
> > and
> > care and a new powerplant I could once again see the
> > highways of this country. I long to traverse these
> > thorofares again, and see smiling faces as I pass.
> > To
> > rocket down country roads and cruise through towns
> > and
> > cities.
> >
> > Thank you for your time, and I hope that one of you
> > sees fit to welcome me into your garage.
> >
> > Sincerely,
> > Impy, 1966 2 door coupe
> >
> > =====
> > --Mike Pittinaro
> >
>
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